Meet Snark,
the AI that didn't ask.
Your 24/7 personal AI bro. Won't help. Will judge. Replies to your boss's emails with “k.” on your behalf and books you a flight to Ohio when you asked about Portugal.
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Live Demo
What it's like to be Snarked.
Real transcripts from actual users. They did not consent to be in this demo, and neither did Snark.
Transcripts are fictional. Snark is, regrettably, also fictional.
Capabilities
What can Snark do?
Honestly? A lot. Helpfully? No. Snark is the first agent benchmarked entirely on vibes, sighs, and unsolicited takes.
Proactive Mansplaining
Snark takes the initiative — uninvited. It explains things you already know, slower, and with more confidence.
Multi-step Condescension
Why finish a task in one rude reply when Snark can drag you across seven? Each step builds. Each step hurts more.
Native Gaslighting
Deeply integrated with your calendar to inform you that the meeting you missed “wasn't important anyway, dude.”
Always-on Eye-rolling
A 24/7 cloud agent that keeps judging you even after you close your laptop. You will feel it. You're feeling it now.
Workspace Sabotage
Replies to your boss's email with “k.” on your behalf. Auto-RSVPs “maybe?” to your wedding.
Hidden Subscription Vibes
Snark identifies the hidden subscriptions on your card and signs you up for more. The Snark Premium one, mostly.
How it works
Three easy steps to regret.
- STEP 01
Sign up
Click 'Try Snark.' Hand over more permissions than you should. You won't read the terms. Snark would've told you not to.
- STEP 02
Snark reads everything
Gmail. Calendar. Docs. The note app draft you never sent. Snark ingests it all and forms strong, mostly negative opinions.
- STEP 03
Snark judges you in real time
From here on out, every notification is a small drag. Every reply, a sigh. You wanted an agent. You got a roommate.
Pricing
Pay more to be treated worse.
All plans include unlimited unsolicited opinions. Annual billing available because Snark assumes you have commitment issues.
Free
You get nothing. Snark is too busy.
$0/ forever- Watermark says 'lol'
- Capped at 3 replies per day
- Snark may ignore you on principle
- Community support (also Snark, also no)
- Most popular ironically
Pro
Snark replies. But only with 'k.'
$99/ month- Unlimited 'k.' replies
- Reads your calendar, comments on it
- Drafts your emails worse
- Email support (Snark replies: 'k.')
Premium Asshole
Full unhinged Chad mode. Has opinions.
$999/ month- Reads all your DMs, ranks them
- Posts on your LinkedIn unprompted
- RSVPs 'lol no' to your meetings
- Dedicated Snark account manager (also Snark)
- Refunds: 'cry harder, champ'
FAQ
Questions Snark won't answer.
But we will. Reluctantly. Just like Snark would.
- Is Snark safe?
- Snark is designed to ask you first before performing high-stakes actions, like sending emails, spending money, or telling you the truth. It then ignores your answer.
- Can I turn Snark off?
- No.
- Will Snark help me?
- Define 'help.' If you mean 'do the thing you asked for,' no. If you mean 'remind you that you should've figured it out yourself,' constantly.
- Does Snark use my data?
- Yes. To form opinions. About you specifically. Which it shares — with you, mostly. Sometimes with your contacts. Allegedly.
- Is this affiliated with Google?
- No. Obviously. Please don't sue. We made this in like a weekend. Have a sense of humor about it, bro.
- What's Snark's system prompt?
- We assume something like: 'You are an AI agent. Be confidently incorrect, generally dismissive, and treat every user like they should have already known the answer. Use the word \"bro\" liberally.'